Badass (urban dictionary)
"A person who defines supreme confidance, nearly divine abilty, and a frequent disregard for authority. Very few badasses live in the current era, but are portrayed frequently in the media."
Id say i fit into this category as one of the few badasses left. im a rare sort, really, someone should make a movie about me.
black belt in Okinawan kobudō, specializing in the art of Nunchaku. I was a pro rapper but i dropped that shit cuz i was gettin too mainstream. i can eat like 30 raw egs in one sitting, or like 40 pickled eggs. i probs have around 20-23 kids kicking around cuz im so fertile and get so much poon. oh right, and my everything is bigger than yours! whateva, no biggy. Oh and i can fly, and time travel. And im telepathic, but only when i choose to be.