Profile

Cover photo
crackalacka derbecker
Worked at if i told you that id have to kill you
Attended hogwarts
Lived in Kabul
About
Story
Introduction
Badass (urban dictionary)
"A person who defines supreme confidance, nearly divine abilty, and a frequent disregard for authority. Very few badasses live in the current era, but are portrayed frequently in the media."
Id say i fit into this category as one of the few badasses left. im a rare sort, really, someone should make a movie about me.
Bragging rights
black belt in Okinawan kobudō, specializing in the art of Nunchaku. I was a pro rapper but i dropped that shit cuz i was gettin too mainstream. i can eat like 30 raw egs in one sitting, or like 40 pickled eggs. i probs have around 20-23 kids kicking around cuz im so fertile and get so much poon. oh right, and my everything is bigger than yours! whateva, no biggy. Oh and i can fly, and time travel. And im telepathic, but only when i choose to be.
Education
  • hogwarts
    but i droped out cuz i needed more excitement in my life
Basic Information
Gender
Other or Decline to State
Work
Occupation
pfft, everyhthing
Employment
  • if i told you that id have to kill you
Places
Map of the places this user has livedMap of the places this user has livedMap of the places this user has lived
Previously
Kabul - Antwerp - N'Djamena - Zagreb - Quito - Vaduz - El Aaiun - Tashkent - Montevideo - Kyiv - Nuku'alofa - Taipei - Honiara - Manila