I play with words for a living. I get to arrange them in nice little piles that make sense to those that read them.
I suffer from an incurable addiction to starting multiple blogs. Some of them are near death, some are private but if you're really bored and for some strange reason want to read about my life, then go to An [Ink]ling of Sorts.
I love all kinds of weird stuffed creatures, have an unhealthy affection for the shambling, shuffling undead and I possess the uncanny ability of "hearing" when some idiot misuses the apostrophe.
Able to detect bullshit from 100 miles away.