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Christina Lazutkin
Lives in USA, in the real world
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Chrissy

3/4 a cup of insanity
3 cups of immaturity
2 1/2 cups of pretty
1/4 a cup of flour
2 cups of hugs
1 gallon of paint
A lot of sugar

Mix everything together except paint, adding immaturity in last. Be sure to strain the hugs and pretty. Refrigerate until "cool", then immediately bake until "hot". Stir in paint. Mush until soft and add sugar until "sweet". Bake until "extremely hot". Let cool, and after 120 years, eat, being sure not to let mixture hang by a crumb.
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USA, in the real world
Previously
In my head - In my head - In my stomach - In my brain
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Freelance Artist
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  • Freelance Artist, present
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Chrissy, Meow